Hi. I'm cool 'n stuff
Shemhamforash
- christianity: god hates fags
- satanism: you'll be accepted no matter what
- christianity: you better worship us hardcore or you go to hell
- satanism: rituals are good, indeed, but not necessary, you're not forced.
- christianity: you better love everyone around you and god a lot
- satanism: it's stupid to think you can love everyone, love is an important feeling and you can't give it away to the ones who don't deserve it.
- christianity: respect others no matter what
- satanism: respect the ones who respect you
This is the best surprise audio post I’ve ever seen/heard.
I knew it was coming
I fucking expected it.
But do I just let it slide by?
Nope.
I can’t really think of a post much better than this actually…
creaturesinthenight-tohauntyou:
IS THAT SPONGEBOB COMING OUT OF THE BOTTOM CABINET?!
WHO FUCKS UP MY KITCHEN AND POSSESSES ME
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FILLED WITH HELLSPAWN AND DEMONS IS HE
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IF DEMONIC NONSENSE IS SOMETHING YOU WISH
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SACRIFICE YOUR HUSBAND AND BOTH OF YOUR KIDS
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…so . fucking . done .
I cant even. reblog take two
(via rat-butt)
Applejack you smooth talker
(via fuckyeahrarity)
